You know what old people- defenseless old people at that- should take out whenever they leave the safetyness of their homes?A Staff. Well a magic Staff or a Wand... Whichever suits you better.
Not so sure what I'm talking about?
Well look at the movies (come on don't starts with the blah, blah, blah's about movies we all look up at movies and take the awesomest ideas and the greatest advices).
Still not so sure what I'm talking about?Well walk with me...
Whenever an old dude faces evil he fights it off with a magical Staff (or Wand) and they always have some whoop-ass destructive powers.
Of course in order to carry around the oh so praised! magical 'stick' they must have a long-ass white dirty beard a couple hundred years old and, of course, they must look like they hate taking showers, because you know, that's what most old people hate...
(What? I'm just sayin')
And they would all end up like:
Dumbledore and Gandalf
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| Both Dead X.X |
Which kind of doesn't help my theory about old people carrying Magical Stick when they go outside...
Yeah... didn't really think this through...
Now my plans of making a magical Stick that everytime someone young passes by a bit of perfume is sprayed in the air is ruined!
NOOooooooooooooooo.!!! Damn you.
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