Sunday, May 27, 2012

How to get to Sesame Street.




Wait until 11:11, close your eyes, spin around five times, hit the piñata, and when all the candy comes pouring out, run straight through it. Once you're through, you'll meet the llama named Bob. Give Bob $20 and an apple and he'll let you ride on his back. He'll take you to Narnia where you will find five dollars on the ground. Use this money to get on the Hogwarts Express where you will meet up with Ke$ha in compartment five. She will give you a map, which shall lead you on a year long journey through the Bulgarian countryside, and once you're COMPLETLY lost, you will stumble upon Sesame Street. Good Luck!

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